Barely 24 hours after filing a police report against our cigar-loving, bearded ex-Minister, the cigar lounge attendant has retracted her police report. According to sources close to the investigation, the lady has said that it was a misunderstanding and that the bearded one, "normally likes to touch her, anyway." WTF...
Anyway, Fat Cat allies have confirmed that the bearded one sent his top troubleshooter, Tengku Tune Money, to pass the lady some "fibre" with a promise that she won't have to worry about not meeting her monthly mortgage payments for the next few years. Wassssuuppp...
The lady has privately admitted that the alleged molestation took place. The bearded one is very touchy feely with the ladies. But that one time he decided to push the envelope by rubbing his paw on the lady booty. Apparently, he was upset because PM had just sacked him from Cabinet so wanted to drown his sorrows with a bit of an old-fashioned grab.
Anyway, Fat Cat checked our Lazy Rocky's blog and he seems to skirt (pun... hahaha) around the story. Show me the money, Rocks!
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